Here are the riddles from the 2008 Lucky Cluck Farms Party!
(Answers at the end of the post)
1.
Don’t ask if I’m sick
Don’t call me a dick
Don’t say I’m a turkey
Don’t feed me beef jerky
Don’t run or hide ‘til May
I’M SUPPOSED TO LOOK THIS WAY!
2.
Rhode Islands are red
Andalusians are blue
Rocks are barred
And these are too
3.
I’m kind of a Dorking
My tail keeps forking
I’m part red and part blue
I’m bearded and muffed and feather-toed too
I’m from places both near and far
And I’m not quite sure who my parents are
4.
I ain’t lyin’
These fish are flyin’
Those birds are terns
These deer are ferns
Those bears go clammin
These chicks are salmon
5.
Old English are wattled
Javas are mottled
Jerseys are giant
Buffs are compliant
But the strangest bird in this place
Is the big black bird with the big white face
1. Turken
2. Dominique
3. Crossbreed
4. Faverolle
5. White-faced Spanish
